Hilfe – alle wollen helfen!
Auf LinkedIn taucht in jüngerer Vergangenheit die Sorte Beiträge verstärkt auf, bei der sich mir die Zehennägel hochrollen. So in etwa:
I helped a Client get 333 Views in 3 Months.
One post had 33+ views AND 3 likes.
How was I able to do that?
Took him trough my 3-step-matrix:
1. Hit him on each shoulder with my bamboo stick 3 times.
2. Lit 3 incense sticks. (Flavors: Braggalicious / Boastful / Lying Amber)
3. Stroke the back of his smartphone gently 3 times while chanting „This works or it’s on you!“Since he completed my ritual he:
→ Published 3 posts per hour.
→ Thought he got 3 leads when those guys liked post #33.
→ Turned out two were bots and the other one was me.The truth is: We both strongly believe we’re leaders in our industry now.
Leute, eure Kund:innen sind smart! Um aufzufallen müsst ihr euch schon mehr einfallen lassen. Also werft eure Templates in den digitalen Mülleimer und werdet endlich kreativ!
